Did you hear that Apple are building an electric car?
They will making it lighter and thinner.
Plant Jokes
Passwords....
"Sorry, your password has been in use for 90 da...
My daughter came up to me and asked, "Daddy, why am I called Rose"?...
My daughter came up to me and asked, "Daddy, wh...
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head.
Yeah, life was tough in the gateau...
What do you get when you stuff a Pac-man with shrimp and applesauce?
Shrimp Eater Apple Man
On Top Of Cherry Hill
Three kids were late for their first junior hig...
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?
Finding out you have cancer.
Donald & Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the ni...
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
One day I'm sitting in a tree watching birds and an elephant starts to climb the tree.
I said, "Hey, Mr. Elephant! Why are you climbin...
I asked my 3yo daughter if I should get a minivan...
She said, no, you should get a Daisy van.
How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new bui...
Bill Gates farted in an Apple store
Bill Gates farted in an Apple store and stank u...
bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place...
But its their fault for not having windows..
Amazon Tribe
Three explorers were exploring the Amazon jungl...
Remembering the legend..
Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...
I wanted to be friends with...
Hoping to become friends, I started talking to ...
A love letter to my iPhone
The apple of my I
Two elderly couples were having dinner together
An elderly couple was having dinner at another ...
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday...
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died W...
How Steve Jobs Died
Bill Gates: "I went into an Apple store the oth...
What genre do authors with apple products write?
macbook prose.
I went into a Apple store and farted. The manger told me to leave.
It's not my fault they had no Windows