A young worm asks his father about life.
'Dad,' says the young worm, 'what is it like to...
Plant Jokes
What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?
An oopsy daisy.
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to a librarian and says, "Book book book."
The librarian decides that the chicken wants a ...
A Rich Old Man is Being Interviewed
A rich old man is being interviewed about how h...
What's the difference between an apple and a baby?
People didn't freak out for no reason when I st...
A Panda Walks into a Library
A panda walks into a library and starts reading...
I once farted in an apple store and people got evacuated..
...because there wasn't any windows.
What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
A mother has 3 kids
A mother has 3 kids.
The first kid goes up to...
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your ...
Knock Knock
Knock! Knock!
-Who’s there?
Hanna.
-Hanna who?
...
[NSFW] A woman goes in for surgery...
A woman is booked in to have a vaginal reconstr...
What is loud and sounds like an apple?
**AN APPLE!**
What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Do you know any columbine jokes?
I guess I'll give it a shot
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.
The girls decided to go up 3 different trees a...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.
Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his...
There is a new Apple product in the Rogue One teaser trailer
We don't know what it is yet, but at least now ...
My wife asked me, "Do you think it's because of a potential revolution or school shootings that the government keeps trying to take our guns?"
I said, "A little of column A, a little of Colu...
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs.
The female cashier says: "You must be single."
...
Apple
So Apple was making a new touchscreen for kids ...
A man walks into a bar and sees a short man playing maple leaf rag
"Wow! I've never seen anything like it!"
The b...
Top 10 worst jokes!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1.Two antennas met on...
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: "You must be single."
The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"
Cash...