Marital Problems (possible oc?)

Dave got in a fight with his wife and took off for the night. He calls up his friend Steve who offers Dave his couch. While they're watching the gave and having a beer Steve asks Dave what happened.

Dave: I've got no idea. One minute we're talking about the dishwasher, the next she's calling me an arrogant, inconsiderate, chauvinistic pig!

Steve: Well what exactly happened?

Dave: Well, she handed me $1200 to go get a new dishwasher, so I gave it back and told her she was hired.

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