...but there aren't any farms nearby. So, he picks it up and puts it in the passenger seat and drives off looking for the nearest person to whom it may have belonged. After a few miles he drives by a farm, stops, and asks the farmer if it's his pig.
"Nope, ain't mine, and no farmers around here own no pigs."
"Do you want him?"
"Nope." The farmer replies.
"Well, what should I do with him?" The yuppie asks.
"I guess you oughta just take him to the zoo."
So the yuppie leaves with the pig. The next day the farmer sees the same yuppie in the same car with the same pig. Only now the pig is wearing a baseball cap. Perplexed, the farmer waves his arm for the yuppie to stop. "What are you doing with that pig? I thought you were gonna take him to the zoo!"
"I did! We had so much fun now I'm taking him to the ballgame!"
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