"That's the best pig I've ever had. My son fell into the river and the pig dived in and dragged him out by his teeth saving his life." "I see", says the man. " But that doesn't explain why the pig has only three legs." The farmer replies, "the other night there was a fire in the farm house, that pig ran over two miles to the fire station and brought back help, saved my house did that pig." "That still doesn't explain why the pig is missing a leg", said the man. "Well", said the farmer "if u had a pig that was so brilliant would you eat it all at once?"
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