There once was a black man who wanted to have a pig. so he goes to the first farm in the neighbourhood, walks to the owner and tells him he wants to buy a pig. The farmer, who is willing to sell him one, explains him the things needed to keep it as a pet:
- First of all, and very important the pig will need food.
- No problem at all, it will have all the food it needs.
- And secondly the pig will need a place where it can walk freely and sleep comfortably
- That is also no problem. I own a big house.
- Well sir, it is your garden that needs to be big enough.
- No no, this is my new pet and it will live in my house.
- But sir, what about the stench then ?
- The pig will get used to it.
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