Wanna see a pig with three eyes [improved]
a cop with a body camera.
Pig Jokes
A long time ago In the old country there was a spice factory....
A long time ago In the old country there was a ...
Pigs
What is s pig's least favorite game
[NSFW] A man walks in holding a duck under his arm....
man walks in holding a duck under his arm and s...
A census man comes to the Appalachia mountains
A man from the census, John, comes down from DC...
The pig with a wooden leg
One day a butcher walked up to a farmers door a...
A Woman Told Her Husband About Her Day..
"And then she asked I to pick it up! Can you be...
Misc religion based puns
What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in...
A man enters his house with a duck under his arm and says
"See, this is the pig I've been screwing".
"Wh...
Three little pigs walk into a restaurant
They are seated at a table. After a few minutes...
Island Joke
A white guy, a Mexican guy and a Chinese guy ar...
Pigs
Standing next to pig processing plant when I he...
The fat cow
Teacher: Okay children, what does the chicken g...
A teacher is teaching.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
On a hot day, what did the pig say to the other pig after he came back from the car?
"It's bacon in there!"
What do you name a tricky pig?
Cunningham
A teacher and the students
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Stude...
So these two guys are out driving
One day these two guys are out driving around i...
A husband and wife are out to dinner
When all of sudden a very attractive young lady...
Teacher asking questions to students
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A pig fell in the mud
What's hard and pink?
A pig with a flick knife.