Kids These Days - Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Pig Jokes
What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an i...
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
Teacher VS Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
"It's a very special pig!"
I was driving down a country road one day and n...
What does a pig write with?
A pig pen!
How does one turn a fox into a pig?..
...Marry her.
Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean.
Yet their prophet has Ham in his name.
Desert Island Deppression
A man gets stranded on a desert island and afte...
What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?
He's making bankon.
What did the pig say when his wife left him?
"Don't go bacon my heart"
A teacher decides to teach his students a lesson.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Bill Clinton steps off of a helicopter onto the White House lawn
He's carrying a pig under each arm. A marine wh...
What is the most common use for pig skins?
To keep the pig in one piece.
PIGS
A woman is walking her dog, when suddenly a man...
Breakfast Wife
(Overheard at work)
I was eating breakfast at ...
Pig Joke
So a man arrives home one night and stumbles th...
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...
You guys hear the one about the little French pig?
It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home.
A man, a dog and a pig are in a boat...
Lost at sea, they wreck the boat and swim to a ...
A woman walks into a bar...
and is carrying a duck. The bartender says, "So...
Old Clinton joke
President Clinton is visiting his home state of...
The Pig.
A man was walking in the country and saw a pig ...