A long time ago In the old country there was a spice factory right next door to a hog farm. One evening there were three guys working the night shift at the spice factory. Two of them were close friends and would often waste time and talk for hours. One of their favorite conversations was on the lowly lot of the neighboring hogs and how it was inhumane to keep them there. Their problem was that the third worker did not share their views and had no problems with the hog farm and in fact loved pork related products. They wanted everything to release the hogs back into the wild. One night these two were on a gangplank above mounds of different spices planning the great pig escape/rescue when the other worker appeared out of nowhere having overheard everything. He shouts, 'I heard what you are going to do! I am going to tell everyone!' One of the conspiring workers jolts into action and pushes him over the edge and into a spice mound below, killing him. The other guy says 'Why did you do that!?!' The first replies, "A snitch in thyme saves swine"
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