What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?
A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way...
Pig Jokes
What did the existential pig say?
What ham I?
Which Warner Brothers character asks a lot of questions down in Mexico?
*Porque* Pig
(Came to me a few minutes ago....
Student and Teacher Convo
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Pig Feeding
A guy's driving down an old country road and he...
What did the pig say to the drunk man?
Licence and registration please.
3 legged pig
A traveling salesman was driving on a back road...
A guy calls 911 and says: "I hit a pig on the side of the highway, what do I do?"
The operator replies: "If it's still alive, put...
So a cow and a pig are hanging out
So a cow and a pig are hanging out. The pig ge...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! An what does the fat cow give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A Hindu, a Jew and a televangelist...
A Hindu, a Jew, and a televangelist are driving...
A teacher is giving a lesson to her students on animals and their nutritional benefit...
First the teacher asks, "Kids, what does the ch...
Why did the pig go in the kitchen?
To start some bacon
Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?
One's a cunning runt.....
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A PIIIG!
(was told to me by a 11 yr old in my...
I like my jokes convoluted.
What did the vegetarian German probability-math...
An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students...
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Kids: ...
Certain religions condemn eating pig meat.
They're against the idea of cannibalism.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now wha...
A Scottish priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the road.
So he calls the police to inform them.
A coc...
What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?
A media circus that focuses on the morals and e...
Three eyes
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig...