One day a butcher walked up to a farmers door and asked if he could purchase one of the farmer's pigs. The farmer told him sure and walked the butcher to the livestock pen. The butcher looked and looked but didn't see a pig worth eating. Finally out of the barn hobbled one of the fattest pigs the butcher had ever seen, but it had one wooden leg.
The butcher turned to the farmer and said "I want that one!"
The farmer looked at the butcher and said "Now listen here that pigs not for sale. A few years back we had a big fire in the house and that pig came in and pulled my daughter out of the flames."
"That's a shame," said the butcher, "but I got to ask what's the deal with the wooden leg?"
The farmer smiled and said "You don't eat a pig like that all at once"
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