The lady kept her parrot in the kitchen. One day she opened a pack of frozen chicken parts.

She dumped the parts in a pan and said, "What a lousy selection. Four wings, two necks, and three backs."
The parrot said, "Wow! I wish I could have seen *that* bird when it was alive."

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