He gets to the first house and an old lady answers the door. She says,
"Well aren't you cute. Who are you dressed as?"
He replies,
"I'm a birate! I got my barrot, my bword and my batch!" , pointing to the stuffed parrot on his shoulder, waving his sword and pointing to his eye patch respectively.
The old lady throws some candy in his bag and wishes him a good night. He heads to the next house. A man answers.
"Trick or Treat", the boy shouts.
The man says "Well look at you!... Who are you dressed as?"
"I'm a birate! I got my barrot, my bword, and my batch!"
"Alright Blackbeard! Here you go! Happy Halloween!", says the man as he throws candy into the boy's bag. The boy heads to the next house where a nice middle age woman answers the door.
"Trick or Treat!", shouts the boy.
"Well you are just the cutest!... Who are you?" says the woman.
"I'm a birate! I got my barrot, my bword, and my batch!"
"Well, where are you're buccaneers?", she asks.
He motions to the side of his head with his sword and exclaims,
"They're right here lady!...Open your buckin' eyes!"
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