A neighborhood troublemaker was playing pirates in his front yard and my father, being the nice guy he is, decided to talk to interact with him. My father said "I love your eye patch and parrot, but where are your Buccaneers?"
The boy stopped, looked annoyed and said "They are under my Buccan Hat!"
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