A woman is walking her normal route to work and comes up to the local pet store. Out front is a new parrot set up in a cage for display. As she passes the parrot squawks at her:
"Hey lady!"
Surprised she stops, "Are you talking to me?"
"Yeah" the parrot says "Boy are you ugly!"
"Cute, real cute" She brushes it off and continues about her day.
The next day as she walks by and again the parrot squawks:
"Hey lady!"
A bit irritated she replies "...yes?"
"Boy are you ugly!"
Upset this time she walks into the store and complains to the owner. He glares at the bird and assures her it won't happen again.
The next day as she walks by the parrot squawks at her:
"Hey lady!"
"WHAT?!"
After a moments hesitation the parrot says...
"You know."
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