A lady walks by a pet store on her way to work. There's a parrot in the window, and it yells "hey lady! You're ugly!" The woman brushes it off and keeps walking. The next day on her way to work, the woman walks past the store. The parrot, still in the window, says "Hey lady! You're ugly!" At this point, she's had enough. She walks into the store and confronts the owner. "Your parrot has been offending me, can you do something about it?" The owner obliges and goes up to the parrot. "Hey, you can't say that anymore," and leaves it at that. The following day, the woman walks past the store. Again, the parrot is in the window. The parrot yells out "Hey lady! ... *you know*.."
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