Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

A lady walks into a pet store...

She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its ...

the green parrot

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parro...

A pirate walks into a bar...

...he has a parrot on his shoulder and a steeri...

Christmas in July

A guy wants to get a really unique gift for his...

A pirate walks into a bar...

with a parrot on his shoulder and steering whee...

A pirate walks into a bar ...

A pirate walks into a bar. He's got it all, a p...

A woman walks down the street.

At the corner of the street is a three story wh...

The thief was cracking the safe...

in a warehouse. Suddenly, a parrot in the raft...

A black guy walks into a bar...

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on h...

I be havin' a tale about me parrot!

Back when I were just a young sea-dog, I found ...

Inspired by the pirate joke that didn't end in "ARRRR."

A grizzled old pirate stumps into a bar with a ...

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...

and the bartender says: "hey where'd you get th...

A black man with a parrot walks into a bar...

A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks...

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

The bartender says, "Hey, that thing is cool! ...

The parrot in a pet store

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parr...

Penitent Parrot

A young man named Alan received a parrot as a ...

A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses,...


"Father, I have a problem.
I have two female...

A little old lady wants to buy a parrot.

So she goes to the local pet store and asks the...

The Magician & the Parrot

There once was a street magician who performed ...

I had a parrot that talked . . .

but it never said, "I'm hungry." So it died.

A black man goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...

The bartender looks at the parrot and says, "Wo...

Pirate walks into a bar

As a bartender was cleaning up for the evening ...

A magician worked on a cruise ship...

.....the audience was different each week so th...