A pirate walks into a bar. He's got it all, a parrot on his shoulder, a pirate-y sword at his belt, an eye-patch, the whole works. And he is also carrying his boat's steering wheel in front of his private parts.
The bartender shouts: "Oi, mate, you've got a steering wheel dangling in front of your willy!"
The pirate replies: "Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!"
(Sorry for the bad English, it's not my first language.)
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