A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and takes a stool. The bartender comes over and puts a cup of peanuts in front of the silent man, and goes to the other end of the bar to help another customer. While he's at the other end, he notices the black guy take a peanut out of the cup and toss it into the air. The parrot catches the peanut in his beak. A few moments later, the black guy grabs another peanut and tosses it even higher in the air, and the parrot snatches it in his beak again. The bartender watches in amazement from afar for a few minutes as they repeat the process.
After a while the bartender decides to approach the black man.
"Hey, that's a pretty neat trick there," the bartender says. "Say, where'd you get that thing anyway?"
To which the parrot responds, "I found him in Africa. There's tons of them roaming everywhere."
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