Parrot Jokes

Parrot Jokes

If you have a pet parrot

and don't teach it to say "Help they've turned ...

The Parrot Says ...

A black guy walks into a bar with a magnificent...

Choose a special gift for Mother's day

Three sons left home, went out on their own and...

A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar and sits. He is dress...

So a woman walks into a pet store...

and sees a parrot on sale for 50 bucks. Now, a...

A lady walks into a pet store

A lady walks into a pet store and immediately s...

Mom's birthday gifts

3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing ...

I own a gossipy parrot...

which really says a lot about me.

A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

Confused, the bartender asks, "Where did you ge...

Pet-store parrots.

A man walks into a pet store looking to buy a p...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more...

One day a man went to an auction.

One day a man went to an auction. While there, ...

Mrs.

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her ...

One day a man went to an auction.

One day a man went to an auction. While there, ...

Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

Q: What do get if you cross a parrot and a croc...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a problem.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him...

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a problem.

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him...

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Carib...

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Carib...