A grizzled old pirate stumps into a bar with a pegleg, an eyepatch, a hook, a parrot on his shoulder, the whole kit. The bartender notices that he had a ship's wheel jutting from the front of his pants. The old pirate swings himself onto a barstool and orders a whiskey. After a few minutes, the bartender can't help himself any longer. He finally asks, "I get the pegleg, the eyepatch, the hook, even the parrot, but what's with the wheel?"
The pirate peers at the wheel for a few seconds, then up at the bartender, and says, "Arrrr! I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
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