the green parrot

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks to choose.

The mans asks "How much is the yellow one?"

Assistant: "$2000"

The man is shocked and asks the assistant why is it so expensive. The assistant explains "He knows typewriting and type really fast"

"What about the red one?" The man asks

The assistant says "He costs $5000 becuase he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes."

"What about the Green one?" the man asks

The assistant says, "That one's for $10,000."

The man says, "and what does he do?"

The assistant replies, "I dont know, but the other two call him BOSS."

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