Here's a terrible joke I heard on the radio.

So, a families toilet stopped working so they call a plumber to come fix it. The plumber says that his next free appointment is noon tomorrow, so the family sets up the appointment. Tomorrow rolls around and the family forgets that the plumber is coming and head off to work. At noon the plumber comes and knocks on the door. *knock knock knock* comes from the plumber. *knock knock knock* comes back from the house. "That's weird" said the plumber. "That's weird" returned from the house. "Who is it" said the plumber, getting quite angry. "Who is it" came from the house. "It's the plumber!" Said the plumber. "Who is it" came from the house again. The plumber gets so angry he has a heart attack right then and there on the houses steps. The family gets home and see the plumber. They yell and say "who is it?!" The family's parrot replies "it's the plumber!"

And that is my awful joke that the one and only gene shay told live on the radio in Philadelphia