One of the oink-oinks on Old MacDonald's farm was a real porker.
Whenever he ate, he pigged out. He was infamous for hogging the slops.
No one knew how much Porky was risking his bacon until the day when he began to choke on a corncob and they had to call 911. But the parrot-medics arrived swiftly to pull his fat out of the fire.
It was another successful application of the Ham-hock Maneuver.
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