A pet store owner had a parrot that he couldn't sell. It was a beautiful creature, but annoying. He put it in a cage outside the shop to get it out of his hearing and to attract a potential buyer. The parrot took in the scenery until it saw a woman across the street. The bird yelled, "HEY LADY! YOU'RE UGLY!" The woman gets very upset, but walks away, knowing it's just mimicking something it heard.
The next day, the bird is outside and the same woman approaches the shop. The bird spots her and again yells, "HEY LADY! YOU'RE UGLY!" She gets very upset and goes inside the shop. She tells the owner that the bird is being rude and if she hears another insult from it, she'd sue the shop.
The owner, trying to keep out of the courts, talks to the parrot. "Look, you can't say that woman is ugly or she'll sue me. If she sues me, I'll have to sell the shop and eat you for dinner. Whatever happens, don't do it again!"
The next day, the parrot is outside. Soon, the woman approaches. The bird yells, "HEY LADY!" then pauses. The woman waits, growing angrier by the moment. Finally the bird looks at her and yells, "YOU KNOW!"
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