A young attorney has just moved into a new apartment closer to her law firm. The first morning taking her new route to work she comes to a pet shop with a parrot sitting on a perch outside. When she gets near the parrot he says "Hey, lady" she smiles and says "Yes?" to which the parrot replies "You sure are ugly!" Shocked and angry she stomps off and goes to work.
That night on her way home she nears the pet shop again and sees the parrot. The parrot says "Hey lady!" so again she says "Yes?" and the parrot says "You sure are ugly!" Enraged, she goes into the pet shop and finds the owner. She yells at him and threatens to sue if his parrot does not stop insulting her. The owner apologizes profusely and assures her that it will not happen again so she angrily leaves and goes home.
The next morning she gets to the pet shop and sitting outside is the parrot. He says "Hey lady!". Knowing she has the upper hand now she glares at the parrot and says "WHAT?". The parrot gives her a sly nod and says "you know. "
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