Owl Jokes

Owl Jokes

Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035


Ozone created by electric cars now killing mil...

"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelles...


"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelle...

The World's Shortest Books


25. "My plan to find the real killers" by OJ S...

Blonde Quickies


Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're...

You know you're in a red-neck hospital when...


Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with a sp...

Super @owl?


What do you call 45 guys in a bar room watchin...

List of Short Books


1)  A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) ...

The Top 13 Indications Harry Potter Is Going Through Puberty


13> His broomstick has more bristles.12>...

Timberland


A rich lady from California, who was a tree hu...

Q: How many loggers


Q: How many loggers does it take to change a ...

Her Splintered Crotch


A lady from California purchased a piece of ti...

You know you're in a redneck hospital when...


... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with ...

Owl


Q: What does a blonde owl say?


A: What, what?

Escaped


Three men escape from prison. The first tells ...

Timber Injury


A lady from California purchased a piece of ti...

What does a blonde o


Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Oregon Timber Rules


A lady from California purchased a piece of ti...

12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)


THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.... SANTA CRUZ ST...

Phun With Fonetics


A little game to play while you're bored at wo...

The "Politically Correct" Days of Christmas...


On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...

Building the Ark


And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six m...

Top Ten Signs You Might be a Sysadmin


10. You see a bumper sticker that says "Users ...

List of Short Books


1) A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) A Journey ...

For people who have seen Kung-Pow


What Do You get when you cross an owl with a b...

Stupid Jokes 2


1. If 3's a crowd, whats 4 and 5?


a. Nine.

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