I accidentally texted an owl...
"Hoo dis?" it replied
Owl Jokes
What do you call a magical Owl?
*Hooo*udini
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass.....nyahahahaha
(10 points for who kn...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime.
On the day of his trial, the conversation went ...
Knock Knock
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oink.
Oink Who?
...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle...
Did you hear the one about how the bison stopped the two toads from fighting when he spotted an owl eating a bat, as told by a gorilla?
*Bombina bombina* fought *Bufo bufo* till *Biso...
Involuntary Owl
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Involuntary owl.
Invo...
Do you know what the worst thing about an owl is?
They maintain eye contact when you microwave them
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?
A white owl goes : Who? Who?
A black owl goes :...
What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
A wolf in a river
didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and a...
What do you call an owl with no forehead?
I sucked too many dongs last night to remember
Once, long ago, there were two nation...
The nation called Archimedal was in the west, w...
A dog is walking through the forest...
...and runs into his old friend , an owl. "It's...
What's an owl's favorite subject?
Owlgebra
I went to an owl party last night.
Contrary to my expectations it wasn't very much...
If you want to hunt birds at night, you should bring a Texan along.
They always seem to remember the owl-ammo.
So a liberal woman bought some land...
A liberal woman from Los Angeles who took pride...
I bumped into an owl friend of mine...
... who told me he was getting engaged.
I said...
What's a space owl's favorite borough?
Moonhootin'.
An owl told me a great joke the other day.
Oh man, *it was a hoot*!