"I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelles his name "boB". And when he gets in trouble he diales "119"
"One time I was with "boB" he told me that the other friend I was with looked like a owl....I got upset, and told him that I was going to let my other friend know what he said. So I go over to my other friend and say, "My other friend said that you look like a owl!!" You know what he said to me? Whooo!!!!
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