What sound does one owl make?
One "hoo"
What sounds do two owls make?
To whom
Owl Jokes
Splinters in her crotch
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugge...
I watched an owl comedian the other day.
He was a hoot!
An old man goes to sea world (a crankd87 original)
One day an old man walks into sea world all by ...
What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?
A real hootenanny!
Endangered meal
One day a man was walking in the woods when he ...
Knock knock...
Who's there?
An owl says...
Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately?
I know several people who are having "superb ow...
What does a confused owl say?
What?
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One day a Native American boy came up to his dad and asked...
Father, how did me and my two brothers get our ...
What's an owl's favourite pin code?
2820!!!!!!!!
My friend is dressing as an owl for Halloween
he's a hoot to be around
what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?
the hunter shoots but can't hit...
3 bats are sitting on a branch
and one of them goes off and comes back a few m...
A squirrel and an owl are sitting on a tree branch, watching a farmer plow his field...
The owl looks at the squirrel, and doesn't say ...
An owl decided to make romantic advances towards another owl.
To wit, to woo.
Wild Condor
A group of bird watchers is out in the woods an...
What do you call a religious owl?
A bird of pray.
All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl
A superb owl at that, I don't get it.
What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?
A sanitary owl
Help needed to workshop owl-based joke.
With an accomplice it works fine, I'm trying to...
Knock knock
Who's there?
An owl
An owl who?
That's my l...