An Owl and a Squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer mow the lawn....
...The Owl says nothing because Owls can't talk...
Owl Jokes
What was the Mexican owl's name?
Whoooolio.
owl friend
Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting marr...
What is the lifespan of an owl?
6 1/2 books.
How long does an owl live?
About six and a half books.
What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?
Everything. They have absolutely nothing in com...
An owl sees a squirrel crying in the forest.
He goes over to the squirrel.
"What is wrong?,...
How long can an Owl live?
6 1/2 books...
What's the average lifespan of an owl?
About six and a half books.
What did the owl say to the squirrel?
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate t...
A park ranger finds a man in the wilderness eating a bald eagle.
The man is arrested and brought to trial for ki...
How long does an owl live?
six and a half books.
What do you call an owl escapologist?
The great Hootini
What's an owl's favorite song?
The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot.
The world may never know...
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, the sun shin...
An owl, A Native American, and rapper Lil Jon walk into a bar...
The bartender asks the gathered public if they'...
My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today...
I wonder why so many people are interested in m...
Did you hear about the owl coup?
They were in cahoots.
why do they call it an owl?
because when you see it you turn your head 270 ...
What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?
A Bowl
(B-Owl)