1. If 3's a crowd, whats 4 and 5?
2. What do you get if you tie 2 bikes together?
a. Siameese Schwinns.
3. How do you make an egg roll?
a. Push it.
4. A lady telephoned the airlines and asked how long it took to
fly to Los angelos. The clerk replied, "Just a minute." The lady
said, "No thanks, thats too fast for me" and hung up.
5. What do you get when you cross a martian, a skunk, and an owl?
a. An animal thet stinks to high heaven and doesnt give a hoot.
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