Stupid Jokes 2

1. If 3's a crowd, whats 4 and 5?

a. Nine.

2. What do you get if you tie 2 bikes together?

a. Siameese Schwinns.

3. How do you make an egg roll?

a. Push it.

4. A lady telephoned the airlines and asked how long it took to
fly to Los angelos. The clerk replied, "Just a minute." The lady
said, "No thanks, thats too fast for me" and hung up.

5. What do you get when you cross a martian, a skunk, and an owl?

a. An animal thet stinks to high heaven and doesnt give a hoot.

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