What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?
One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the ot...
Owl Jokes
I'm like a dead owl...
I just don't give a hoot anymore.
In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, Once again the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who ...
The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop.
The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to...
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?
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World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore...
World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you.
World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore...
Knock knock.
Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl wh...
Why did the owl, owl ?
Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker w...
What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He ...
What does an educated owl say?
What does an educated owl say? Whom.
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wan...
What did the scornful owl say?
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank.
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the...
Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl w...
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl...
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She hold...
Lonely Owl
I'm owl by myself.
Magician Owl
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tri...