Owl Jokes

Owl Jokes

Environmentalists

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hug...

Shakespeare

Many authors are disputing who wrote the Shakes...

Shortest Books Ever Not Written

HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH

HOW TO BE ...

Headlines For 2043

Ozone created by electric cars now killing mill...

What's the Difference?

Q: What's the difference between a black owl an...

Mmmm, Tasty

A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the n...

Who Who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who who.
Who who ...

Cow or Owl?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Moo, moo, who.
Moo...

All New "12 Days"

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed ...

Kinda Like Cow or Owl By 5600113

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Cows.

Cows w...

Who Gives a Hoot?

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backya...

Doctor Jokes

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I know a person who is...

BrainTracker Grid

Using the BrainTracker grid below, how many wor...

Snow Day!

I get to stay home owl day. It's gonna be a hoot.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock B...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead rob a bank ( part 2 )

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead decide to rob...

An owl and a mouse are sitting on a branch when a farmer walks by below.

The owl turns to the mouse and says nothing. Be...

What did the out of shape owl say?

*wheeze* h-hooo *wheeze* h-hooo

An Owl Can Turn its Head 290 Degrees.

It is the only animal that can turn its head 29...