Not sure if repost, but still funny

A women with a baby walks on to a public bus. The driver, after taking her bus fair, comments on how UGLY her baby is. As she sits down in the back of the bus she says, "That man offended me! " A man sitting next to her says, "You should give him a piece of your mind. Here, let me hold your... uhhh... monkey."

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