Lamarck notes that the monkey's arms have become long from reaching for bottles on the high shelves. Darwin disagrees, saying that the monkey got the job because it was born with long arms. Jerry Lewis looks at the both of them, and says…
Sorry, SimLife couldn't get a needed punch line.
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This is what you get if you type in "joke" in [SimLife](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SimLife), an old computer game about evolution, sort of like Spore for hipsters. I've always wondered if it is in fact possible to complete the setup.
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