Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

An old county doctor


An old county doctor went way out to the boond...

An Expensive Heart Atack


A man was brought to Sisters of Mercy Hospital...

Got A Match


A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat...

He's Shaky


One woman says to another, "I can't understand...

Bounced Check


A Columbia Doctor's secretary called an old fa...

Overpopulation


Two country doctors out in the hills of West V...

The Emergency


A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his s...

This is her husband


A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My w...

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their...


Three sisters wanted to get married, but their...

American Technology


A group of doctors were at a convention in swi...

Fourteen! Fourteen!


A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at th...

Ticklish Tongue


Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to ...

We need to help these people


A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene ...

Calling from a Mental Institution


One day when Margaret Thatcher was still the P...

Doctor, Doctor!


A distraught patient phoned her doctor's offic...

Doctors v. Gun Owners


Number of physicians in the US = 700,000 Accid...

Big Memory Problem


Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory probl...

What's for Dinner?


A concerned husband goes to see the family doc...

Things you hate during a surgery


-"Wait, we were supposed to REMOVE the implant...

Career Move


A gynecologist decides that he'd had it with g...

The new medical students!


Two young medical students were standing on a ...

The Patient


A man is in a hospital bed completely wrapped ...

Doctors and Fat Guys


An extremely obese man shows up at his doctor'...

Need a Root Canal


A lady went to the dentist for a toothache. Wh...

Alzheimer Disease


One day a guy named Bill walked over to his fr...