A man is in a hospital bed completely wrapped up in a body cast. One of the
nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said, "Don't move -- I'll be right
back."
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth. She asked in amazement,
"How did you get that in your mouth, you can't even move?" Then the man said, "I
hiccupped."
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