One day when Margaret Thatcher was still the Prime Minister, she
visited a mental institution to see how all the people were
doing. When she was done visiting she phoned for a cab, but they
were all busy. So she decided to phone home and get her husband
to come and pick her up. She called the operator and asked to be
connected to the Prime Minister's residence. The operator said
that she couldn't do that. The Prime Minister asked, "Why not?
Do you know who I am?" To which the operator replied, "No, but I
know where you're calling from!"
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