A group of doctors were at a convention in switzerland. the topic of
discussion was the new medical technology from their countries.
'in my country," a german doctor said, "medicine is so advanced, we can
perform heart surgery on a person on monday, and have him back to work in 2
weeks."
"that's nothing," a japanese doctor said. "we can perform an appendectomy on a
person on tuesday, and have him back in work by saturday."
"that's nothing!" said an american doctor. "we can take an a****** from
arkansas; put him in the white house and half the country is out of work the
next day!"
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