Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Suture self


Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operatio...

Something Never to Say to a Patient


Doctor: Take one of these everyday for the res...

Gas Attack


There was once a very prim and proper older la...

Inmates at a Baseball Game


A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take ...

A Disease


A young man went to a party and met a very att...

Call on an Expert


Little Johnny was playing with his father's wa...

Why Gynecology?


A young doctor just out of medical school anno...

Cloning


A scientist was successful in cloning himself....

Second Opinion


A doctor and his wife were having a big argume...

Two Psychiatrists


How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
''...

Surgical Subject


So, it seems this group of surgeons were sitti...

Crazy Man


A man thinks he's crazy so he decides to go to...

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac


Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, ...

Heart Surgeon


A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from t...

Getting a Tooth Pulled


A man & wife entered a dentist's office. T...

One treats


What's the difference between a general practi...

In the beginning...


When the new patient was settled comfortably o...

Blonde Trying to Eat


One day, a blonde went to the doctor's office ...

Furniture Disease


Matt went into Doc Steven's office for his ann...

Keep fit... die healthy.


What does a short sighted gynecologist and a d...

It Hurts!


A man goes to the doctor and says: "It hurts w...

Old Lady With Gas


This old lady went to a doctor's office and to...

the dad


this lady walks in the dentist and said is thi...

crazy


two crazy people were walking through a park. ...

Hospital Search Program


A new arrival about to enter hospital saw two ...