Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Pregnancy Stamp


A man and his wife were making their first doc...

School Sweatshirts


A girl goes into the doctor's office for a che...

Rabbit Breakout


Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and fi...

Family Stress Test


To score, enter the number that is most approp...

Poor kid


there were 2 doctors talking about their patie...

A very interesting fact


Doctor: Did you know that there are more than ...

Assisted Suicide


One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wan...

Time for Dental Appointments


Q: What's the best time for a dental appointme...

Can I play the piano once these are off?


A doctor has come to see one of his patients i...

Doctor in Charge


A new nurse listened while Dr. Bryce was yelli...

Help My Wife


A wild-eyed man dressed in a Napoleonic costum...

Please--break my arms


"Doc," said the young man lying down on the co...

Iron Will Do The Job


There was once an elderly woman, who was once ...

Gyn.


One woman says to another: "I can't understand...

The Family Dentist


A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. T...

Death


Death: What some patients do in the end, to h...

Nursing Home Diet


A man went to the nursing home to visit his gr...

Client Bill


A well known rich businessman's wife broke her...

Locking For A Dentist


A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to...

Poor Jim


Jim was in a terrible wreck. He was taken to t...

Dr. Leroy


Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local ...

Doctor Joke


In a fancy restaurant in Washington DC, a Yupp...

Breeding Problem


A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist ...

I don't think so


The following is a direct quote from the Cente...

The 3 shrinks!


While attending a convention, three psychiatri...