Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Doctor, doctor


Man; Doctor, doctor help i only have 59 second...

Politician's brain


There was only one cure for his problem...a br...

Doctor, Doctor!


"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"
"What's...

A pipe burst


A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a ...

Question


Q.... What has 140 mile per hour winds and can...

New study reveals alarming statistic:


Senior Citizens are the biggest carriers of AI...

After teh 92 year old's physuical...


A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a ...

Dont Do That


1. A guy walks into a doctors office and says,...

Dr. Seuss Episode of ER


IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -


Kerry...

Proctologist at the Bank


a proctologist walked into a bank. preparing t...

The Sick Husband


There was a husband and a wife. The husband wa...

You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...


�Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
�D...

Adjust the Chair


A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the ...

How Do You Like That?


A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor g...

Beneficial Alzheimers


What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's...

How long?


"Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the d...

An Order of Spaghetti


A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. ...

What


yek roz yek agha mire doktor baraie dandanesh...

7-UP


I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospi...

Lightbulb: Psychiatrist 2


How many psychiatrists does it take to screw i...

Live to be 100


A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live...

Different Treatment


A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his...

From the Emergency Room


* You've ever had to contend with someone who ...

Good news?


A doctor tells his patient -
"I've got some g...

Poison Control


I am a medical student currently doing a rotat...