Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Brain Transplant


A patient needed a brain transplant and the do...

Milk


A young medical student is given his final exa...

HMO Q&A


Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually...

Be an Organ Donor


Here's one from the Emergency nurses associati...

Eating Right


A man with a banana stuck in his ear and a gre...

Doctor Visit


An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugl...

No Refills


A distraught patient phoned her docter, "Is it...

Bad News 3


Doctor: I have some good news and I have some ...

Little Big Fart


There was this Indian chief who was straining ...

YOU get up


When the old G.P. and his attractive nurse arr...

Three Men at the Hospital


Three men are waiting at the hospital for thei...

Hair Loss


Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can y...

Make up your mind.


This woman goes into a dentist's office, after...

15 to 2


One day, after a man had his annual physical, ...

Is she feeling any better?


Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing w...

Sight of Money


I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine drop...

It's two thirty


An elderly gentleman was telling his friend ab...

Blonde Doctor?


Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospi...

Those are my exact symptoms


Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before ...

Preventative Medicine


Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative me...

A Night at the Asylum


Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate...

Bad News 1


Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad...

Going to the Gynecologist


A radio station routinely paid money for peopl...

Dirty Knees


What do you call the nurse with dirty knees?
...

Punk Rocker


A nurse was on duty in the emergency departmen...