Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world.
One physician says, "Why, Bubba, thiseyer crazy birth thang isa gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! There'sa gonna be standin' room only on this here planet!"
The other doctor replied, "Heck, that sure oughta slow 'em down a bit!"
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