Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Follow-up appointment


During a patient's two week follow-up appointm...

Apple a Day


Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
If ...

Describes Labor Pain


A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that s...

Having Affairs


Did you hear about the doctor who had his lice...

Nurse Doctor Doctor Nurse


Nurse: Doctor, Doctor, there's an invisible ma...

Hospital Donation Clinics


A man and a woman meet in a hospital donation ...

Satisfaction Guaranteed


A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, adv...

Managed Care


Three nurses arrive at the pearly gates.


St...

P. Diddy + Kenny G. = ?


What do you get when you cross P. Diddy with K...

I Need a Male Pharmacist


A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk t...

What's Up Doc?


A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep t...

Spots much clearer


Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
D...

Doctor I saw it


Q:why do the people have heart Attacks?


A:Be...

Little Voice


"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can ...

The Cure


Subject: The CureA woman visited her new...

The Mental Hospital


The mental hospital,
Jim and Mary were both p...

Blonde at the Doctor's Office


This blonde goes to the doctor complaining of ...

My wife is beating me


David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dea...

Bad Dream?


"Doc," said the young man lying down on the co...

Not the best day.


Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.


Just a...

Brave visit to the Dentist


The Cohens were shown into the dentist's offic...

Tough Job


A professor watched while a mechanic removed e...

Cough Cure


Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor ma...

National Pastime


Show me a man that thinks baseball is the nati...

Proctologist Definitions


Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day ...