The Sick Husband

There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick, so the wife took
him to the hospital and the doctor checked him out. Then the doctor asked the
wife to come into his office so they could talk about what was wrong with her
husband.
He explained that, if she wanted her husband to live, she would have to pamper
him, wait on him hand and foot, and not challenge him or argue with him -- her
husband needed absolute rest and no stress whatsoever. However, if her husband
did any work or moved around much or got upset about anything, he would die. The
doctor asked if she understood these conditions, and the wife assured him that
she did.
When the wife came out, the husband asked her, �so what is the matter with me?
Am I going to die?� And the wife said, �Yes, honey, I'm afraid you're going to
die.�