A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the
baby and suddenly the baby says, �Are you my daddy?� The doctor is shocked and
goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram. The baby says again, �Are
you my daddy?� The doctor says, �No, I'm not your father.�
They go to get the dad, the father looks at his baby boy and the baby asked,
�Are you my daddy?� And the father says, �Yes, I am!� So, the baby pops out of
the mother's womb, picks up his hand, and starts poking the father in the head
while saying, �How do you like that?! How do you like that?!�
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.