Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist?
A littl...
Medical Jokes
Great Big Bertha
Saw a patient from "another town" that had a c...
Long Life
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live t...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, ...
Nitroglycerin explode
A 28-year old male was brought into the ER aft...
Stop the count!
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to ...
Medial Examination and Communication
In response to the joke "Charitable Acts", Ti...
Moron Computer Operator
How can you tell if you have a moron computer ...
Old Dr. Carver
Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One aft...
D.A.M.
What does D.A.M stand for?
Mothers against Dy...
Stupid Question
A Cardiologist came up with a new operating pr...
Doctor's Funnies
Doctor's stories-You can't make this stuff up....
I would like to havea second opinion
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doct...
How many veterinarians does it take to change a li
Three.
One to change the bulb and two more to...
Sleeping Pills
An exhausted looking blond dragged himself in ...
A veterinarian
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see...
Sell the car
"The doctor said he would have me on my feet i...
Be Nice to Nurses
When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice t...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock...
Doctor, Doctor! 2
"Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!"
"What's...
A Little Testy
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up vis...
That Must have Hurt!
Two five year old boys are standing at the pot...
Bill from the lawyer
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party....
We won't know
A couple who were having trouble having a baby...
Ain't That a Kick in the Head!
A man who had just undergone a very complicate...