Medical Jokes

Medical Jokes

Crazy Making Behavior


Here are some ideas to drive men/women crazy n...

Hermaphrodite Baby


A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards,...

Ouch!


Went to my doctor the other day for the old an...

I have bad and very bad news


Doctor: I have some bad news and some very ba...

Price Check on Tampax


When Jane reached the checkout counter, she le...

Doctors' Contributions


Doctors were told to contribute to the constru...

What A Way To Go


A renowned heart surgeon in LA died. The funer...

Hard Transplant


A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw tw...

Rhoids


"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."

The Doc's affair.


A doctor from Canada was having an affair with...

Get a Life


Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhe...

Clone


A scientist had been keeping a secret for over...

Social Security


An old man went to the social security office ...

Arthritis?


A man came hobbling into the doctor's waiting ...

Dying Man


A man goes to the doctor and he finds out that...

Odd Medical Testing


A young woman visited her doctor complaining o...

Laughter is the Best Medicine


Dad always thought laughter was the best medic...

Taliban Snippet


How come the Taliban are not circumcised?
It ...

Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!


There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and say...

Spaghetti


A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. ...

Locking For A Dentist


A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to...

Difference!


What's the difference between a condom and a c...

The Vet/Taxidermist


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

CPR Class


Toward the end of their senior year in high sc...

Its A Duck


Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird...